Thursday, March 29, 2007

An ode to 2005!

SAIGON VILLAGE FEVER
(Everybody sing!)

Lord, take me back
to Saigon Village,
Where my only woe
Was soy sauce spillage.

Lord, take me back
To plastic chairs,
The flagon of goon
To drown any cares.

Take me back,
To Purple Sneaks.
We’ll dance at the lads',
Get cheeky peaks.

We’ve changed our minds!
We’ll go to Spectrum!
We’ll find a rock god,
nick his plectrum.

A Town Called Malice!
Jaegerbombs!
What the fucking fuck’s that?
It’s the passion of the Mon!

But it’s time to go,
It’s Judgement hour.
Angus needs sleep,
That little wallflower.

Wait, where’d he go?
He’s left the line…
He’s gone home with a chick!
And he’ll pay for her time…

It’s gay bar o’clock,
The bouncers are pricks;
But Tim must make up
For those years in the stix!

Lord, take me back,
In a cab to Mon’s place.
Can five spoon, in one bed?
Jump on! Mind my face…

Lord, even take me back,
To the morning after,
It’s worth every spew,
For the love and the laughter.

from Sar to all x

PS This was conceived in January and is a work in progress!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Rondon Ruvs Karra!


I have been meaning to blog this for ages.... so, i opened the London Paper the other day (what is London's Metro for those in the know) and who did I see laughing at me but KP! It made me laugh and smile lots. She's in all the media these days, next she'll be adopting kids from Cambodia. And look, she's given the same (if not more) priority as the Queen!

Angus

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Pens Hens Part 3



Still heaps more to come! I'll keep posting as I can!







Pens Hens Part 2

All pics are self explanitory me thinks...






Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Bada Bing!

Pen's Hens was a faaaaaaaaantastic night! In the words of Aitken (who was only there in spirit!) the night was "a suitable mixture of trash, treasure and inventiveness."

A massive thumbs up to Pip, Weens and Ezray for their organisational efforts.

Below, some highlights:

"Edwina... is that salmon I smell?"
"No Tim, that's moisturiser... and, shhhhhh"

Who knew you could break the poles?
And who knew strippers could use spanners?

Girls just wanna have fun! And we did!

Bada Bing!

I don't doubt there will be many many more pics to follow - especially those from Empire... Ahhh, what a night! Here's to April 7!!!