Natalie Dee and Whitnall?

I have done it!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen..please welcome me into the world of blogg technology. Its taken me about half an hour to work this out but I have finally managed it.
Thought I would add some photos. I have sent some via email but hey..these are the"Trashbag adventures". And gosh do I have a few of those. Well...my photos aren't working but I will work on it ladies and gentlemen. Some good news...I have bought some Absynth for us! Crazy green alcohol. Many crazy nights to come.
Love you all. See you soon...Dan

Questions Answered

Why is it we always make conversation about fisting? What would happen if you reversed birth then did star jumps?
Have you ever been rejected with the line "I dont spreek engrish"? Have you ever been somewhere where ugly people are the only ones hooking-up? Why is it people mawl faces? Have you ever done a jig? Have you ever been at scruffy murphy's after a concert 'til 3am on a school night?

To put it all into context: After Ben Harper, celebrating Penny's birthday.

isn't it ironic....

don't you think....

when you pay almost half your weekly wage (alright almost 300 bucks)... for a ticket to the races. and look forward to it for months and months and months.....

you have a great day.... win some money... then some one steals it when you get drunk and leave your purse on a table.

make it as a top 10 fashions finalist... then someone steals your prize (also in said purse).

you lose your fave sunglasses.

you go to air a bit pissy and people say they've never heard you do a better cross.

you meet a friend of your new boy. the only other people he knows there is a boy you used to sleep with and a girl that used to sleep with the boy you used to sleep with.

those two boys get into a fight ... not just once but 6 or so times over the course of the night and blame you. ... one because he's defending your new boy's honour. the other coz you wouldn't have sex with him in the carpark so he was aggro.

the police break it up and you can no longer hold your head up in town.

a girl then tips water over your head coz you are standing next to her boyfriend at the bar... even though you are both getting drinks - separately.

all your female friends have left without you realising and you are left with male 'friends' who play pass the parcel with you for a few hours on the dance floor. despite your best attempts to hide in the toilets.

you spend half the night on the phone to new boy..who is worried about said psychos and ex fling fighting... and decide while you are both drunk that you should be 'together-together'.

okay so maybe all this isn't ironic but it sure made for a weird day.

penny....if you hadn;t guessed, who else writes so much about themselves???


... besides tim!

kidding!

I'm in love!!! Again!

Guys, great news... well, kinda.

I've found someone. He's beautiful. He's sensitive and wants to fall in love, not have random sex, but he does admit to be gifted at love making! He can capture, eartag, earmark, brand, castrate and release a calf in an average of 47 seconds. He is passionate about making things better for gay guys, especially those in the bush and he's an avid backpacker.

Here's his details:

David Graham
age: 26
state: QLD
Occupation: Farmer.
Describing himself in three words: Cheeky, Altruistic, Farmboy.
Personal motto: Never say no to an opportunity, you never know where it'll take you!

Only problem is he's a housemate on Big Brother this year. Whichmeans every fag and their poodle will be fighting for his heart when he is out of the house, but I want to be Jake to his Heath. I could do a Penny and become a country housewife very easily! Here's a pic of him.

Any ideas on how to get him to love me?!

PS this is Tim if you hadn't guessed.

Viva Forever

Imperial

OK, so here are some photos from our night out at the imperial. I think they are realtively self explainitory. Basically us drunk.

Some pics from the races

Hey hey hey. So It's taken some time, but here are some serious trashbags pics from our time here in old sydney town and at the races. Enjoy. Have fun. Live the dream. Angus.

It's a small world after all....

aka Kylie so sorry to hear the news...

So, i was at this backpackers hostel in Athens, using the internet, and i started chattign to this guy who was an Aussie. turns out he's from sydney (no way!), actually from newtown (wow!) and went to uni at this small uni in Bathurst (whoa hang on!!!!)

His name was Warwick and he did Games Tech from 2001=2003. But he wasnt games techy. and who does he count as some of his best mates?? one A. Gartrell and one Peter Veness.

So, to the purpose of this story: he told me he was just travelling with Pete in Mexico but Pete had to go home cos he got a new job at the Canberra Bureau of AAP (seeking confirmation on this from one Amy Coopes??). So, it looks like Kylie's managed to get herself into yet another ill-fated long distance relationship and neither of them will be able to get time off or move.

Are you okay honey? And what a bastard for not visiting you in BA when he was so close in Mexico.

Can everyone please send Kylie a nice cheery email to get her through this difficult time?

ta

I want....

I want a digital camera so I can blog photos and write random stuff.

I also want a pash, but that's going to be a long time coming.

What do you want?

Here's a photo that made me think of you all:




















Talk about bride of frankenstine! WOAH!

Love from Token Trashbag Tim

carlton's dead

what happened on 60 minutes last night?